Showing posts with label Bloopers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bloopers. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

2012!

Happy new year everyone. The world is now gonna end this year!!!! 2012 is the apocalypse! Sorry about that...

Anyways, now that it's a new year it's time for new years resolutions that we know aren't gonna stick... :) Some of mine (related to the blog) are as follows:
A) Not to lie on my blog ( by this I mean saying something like "...and look forward to my post on alligators coming out this Tuesday..." and then post about crocodiles on Wednesday.)
 B) The write another amazing animals post. And randomness chronicles :P
C) Post a photo of my current snowman and future snowmen
D0 Post more often  (I know what you're thinking- "yeah right, like she hasn't said that a million times already..." Well you know what I say "Shut up! I'm a person and I try, alright?")
E) stop talking to myself in text...

Not sure if I'll be able to keep any of these so wish me luck :)

Oh, guess what? 800 pageviews, that's what! I know, it's not very much but I only had about 700 a few weeks ago so, yay!

I'll finish off by a random chronicle poem:

There one was a flammable dog
a sock, a fig, and a hog
Thay all ate some stew
Then painted on you
All as a frog barfed a log

Lovely isn't it? And sensical too...

Monday, May 23, 2011

Chat-bot Translator

If any of you guys  have g-mail, invite en2fr@bot.talk.google.com to your chat list. It translates anything you type into French. BTW, it is NOT a person!


Here is an example chat I had with them. I suggest that you don't continue unless you speak french.

me: Comment ça va?

en2fr: Commentaire ça va?

me: Comment ca va?

en2fr: Commentaire ca va?

me: Ca va bien, merci, et vous?

en2fr: Ca va bien, merci, et vous?

me: Euh, c'est dacord

en2fr: Euh, C'EST DACoRD

me: Your face is dacord

en2fr: Votre visage est DACoRD

me: your face is ugly

en2fr: votre visage est laid

me: No, your's is you stupid robot! >:-)

en2fr: Non, votre robot vous est stupide! > :-)

me: >:(

en2fr: >: (

me: Poo you!

en2fr: Poo-vous!

me: That's not a word, you have bad grammar, "poo" isn't even in french!!! :{ pwned!

en2fr: Ce n'est pas un mot, vous avez la mauvaise grammaire, "caca" n'est même pas en français! : {Pwned!

me: Pwned isn't french either!!!! So ha!

en2fr: Pwned n'est pas français non plus!! Donc, ha!
25 minutes

me: You don't make any sense you silly little robot! :)

en2fr: Vous n'avez pas de bon sens idiot de petit robot! :)

me: I hate you!!!!!

en2fr: Je vous hais !!!!!

me: LIar, I dislike you more!!!!

en2fr: Menteur, je n'aime pas plus que vous!!

me: Exacly my point, you are an idiot XD

en2fr: Exacly mon point de vue, vous are un idiot XD

me: Bad grammar (tisk, tisk)

en2fr: mauvaise grammaire (tisk, tisk)

me: You are soooooooooooooooooo annoying!!!

en2fr: Vous êtes soooooooooooooooooo ennuyeux!

me: What does "soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" mean in French?

en2fr: Que signifie «soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" signifie en français?

me: Beats me, but you just proved that you're too stupid to know!!!

en2fr: Beats moi, mais vous venez de prouver que vous êtes trop stupide pour savoir!

me: Beats is french?

en2fr: Beats est le français?

me: NO, it's not. You're asm dumb as a cracker

en2fr: Non, ce n'est pas le cas. Vous êtes asm muet comme un pirate

me: Bye bye ugly-face

en2fr: Bye bye laid-face

me: Meannie! I'm nevr gonna talk to you again

en2fr: Meannie! Je suis nevr vais vous parler à nouveau

me: *never

Hehehe, you're speachless

en2fr: Hehehe, vous êtes speachless

me: Liar, I just spoke.

en2fr: Liar, je viens de parler.

me: Anyways, I'm outta here!!! Bye!!!

en2fr: Quoi qu'il en soit, je me casse! Bye!


This chat demonstrates my high level of maturity.



Monday, February 7, 2011

Wacky Headlines

I love these things! Can you believe that they were actual headline in real newspapers?
Here are some:

  • Stolen Painting Found By Tree
  • Eye Drops Off Shelf
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  • Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
  • 'Obama' bank robber on the run in Austria
  • Include your children when baking cookies
  • Kids made nutritious snacks
  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
  • Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
  • New Vaccine May Contain Rabies