Showing posts with label Randomness Chronicles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Randomness Chronicles. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

2012!

Happy new year everyone. The world is now gonna end this year!!!! 2012 is the apocalypse! Sorry about that...

Anyways, now that it's a new year it's time for new years resolutions that we know aren't gonna stick... :) Some of mine (related to the blog) are as follows:
A) Not to lie on my blog ( by this I mean saying something like "...and look forward to my post on alligators coming out this Tuesday..." and then post about crocodiles on Wednesday.)
 B) The write another amazing animals post. And randomness chronicles :P
C) Post a photo of my current snowman and future snowmen
D0 Post more often  (I know what you're thinking- "yeah right, like she hasn't said that a million times already..." Well you know what I say "Shut up! I'm a person and I try, alright?")
E) stop talking to myself in text...

Not sure if I'll be able to keep any of these so wish me luck :)

Oh, guess what? 800 pageviews, that's what! I know, it's not very much but I only had about 700 a few weeks ago so, yay!

I'll finish off by a random chronicle poem:

There one was a flammable dog
a sock, a fig, and a hog
Thay all ate some stew
Then painted on you
All as a frog barfed a log

Lovely isn't it? And sensical too...

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Depressed Cow

 "Do you like fuzzy?", Asked the green reporter. "Sometimes," replied the pressured man. She was under stress because her marker ate an antelope and was having bowel problems.

  How many days does Spikey have left to live?

  Why is purple a colour?

  And last of all, who murdered that innocent Koala?


Find out all of this and More In the randomness chonicles. Coming to a blog near you (http://orangeblogrox.blogspot.com/)